Impotence & Chuck

Chuck : No. Nothing happened. Same as nothing's been happening all week.

Serena : What are you talking about? You've had different girls every day. No.

Chuck : I'll take your incredulity as a compliment.

Serena : C'mon. You must have tried—

Chuck : Everything. From the erotic to the pharmaceutical.

Serena : I'm sorry. I'm not laughing. It's just so obvious you're not over Blair. Look, c'mon, this is your body's way of telling you.

Chuck : I don't have a romantic bone in my body. Least of all that one.

Chuck: If I knew his name, I’d hunt him down and kill him.
Nate: Why, because you kill people now? You’re gonna strangle him with your scarf?
Chuck: Don’t mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It’s my signature.

C'mon and cry me a river

.. I cried a river over you.

MICHAEL BUBLE IS AMAZING.

I crave cupcakes!

or anything with icing on it.

Through misplaced words and a sinking feeling, I got carried away.

I just caught up with Gossip Girl but the bloody website doesn't have the new episodes, yet. But yeah, I watched some episodes I missed. Anyway, I fell in love with Nate Archibald, again. He's so prince charming like, ya know. I just want idiotic Serena to freaking get together with him already. I would. Well, he was getting boring a bit, but look at that face! How can you not like him? JIZZING IN MY PANTS, NON STOP!

Pretty means that a girl has timeless beauty. She is beautiful now, and she will be beautiful when she’s eighty. Cute is for the girls with great personality, the silly girls, the daggy girls. Girls who are hot don’t look good if they go to class in baggy sweats; with their bed hair and no make-up. They’re only attractive when they are made-up and dressed up. Girls who were considered as hot in highschool are the same girls who are no longer attractive at thirty.

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